MADE UP WORDS...
Prophecy & premonition = Pro-fer-cy
Directory = Dickery
I’m not a klepto…I’m a collecto (one who finds things they morally shouldn’t keep, but do anyway because they are AWESOME)
Wrinkle – Penis Wrinkle
I feel vomitity – a state of nausea
Guesstimate- an estimate based on a mixture of guesswork and calculation.
I’m unoffendable
AlpacaPons – Alpaca tampons
Cleanating – The act of cleaning
You dealt it, Now you gotta to smelt it. (In reference to dogs leaving the room after they bomb it)
Gruugle – the act of googling
Pizza Call (In reference to a pizza affair)
Aromatherapize – the act of Aroma theraping
LubeTube – When someone uses YouTube to F with your mind.
More grosser – adj. something so gross, you lose the ability to properly form sentences.
Please – pelase
Noon – Noon o’clock
Canada – Canadia (Canadians are from Canadia, right?)
Yawny – One who is tired and keep yawning.
Sunny Beaches – Son of a b*tch
From my own “observance” – should have said “observations”
Conspiracizing – The act of making conspiracy theories
Ostaprostetics – “You know they would give them Octopus arms down there if they could. Some Ostaprostetics.”
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